Use this fucking slut
Only one thing can get done around her
Swallow, count and repeat
Solid presentation prep, boss
Wanna climb my fucklist?
I'll help you get up, baby
Soft as silk and sweet as honey
Don't let it slip out again!
I love your ideas, honey
I've been missing out
Whip it out, no point in hiding bro
Is this a serious talk, mom?
Mommy's solution for dirty tissues
Pick your favorite, daddy!